Hanes Mall Boulevard
The oldest will be eligible to get his license this fall. He already has his permit, has had it since the day he was eligible. To him driving represents freedom and the start of his real life, and I've had a devil of a time this past year trying to convince him that NOW, what he's doing NOW is his real life and matters greatly. And I am simultaneously frustrated beyond measure and highly amused, for I was the same way.
(I suspect somewhere in heaven, my mother is laughing.)