Blue Ridge Ice Creams
This particular ice cream 'stache is Mexican Vanilla*, but may I suggest the Dark Chocolate? Because frankly it's the bomb-diggity-dig-dug.
*The youngest just read over my shoulder and is rather outraged. He hereby declares that Mexican Vanilla is "the nuke, because it's more fearsome than the regular bomb." (So for all your really massive destructive dessert needs then, go with Mexican Vanilla.)