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Sunday, December 18, 2011

Local Just 2 Secs

Lowes Foods, Sherwood Plaza

I love bulletin boards. My sons however loathe them, because when I see one, I briefly stop to scan it. Apparently our community standing relies on maintaining a forward trajectory when passing one, because both boys immediately become indignant beyond measure, as if I'm imperiling their very dignity by acting like a bonafide crazy person. One of these days I'm not only going to pause, I'm going to hunch forward and shout, "BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH" in my best troll voice.

Take that, children.
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