Today's gift: a safety whistle!
These babies can be heard a mile away, so they make the perfect gift for that outdoorsy person you worry might one day get lost in the woods. They are also wonderful for errant souls who mistakenly elect to move away to someplace where it's awfully dangerous and the people are uncaring. You know, like the North. Whee! No, not really, but wouldn't it be great fun to give one to your favorite Yankee for trips home? With a card reading: Here, I got this for your trip to New York, so that when you fall on the icy sidewalks and everyone just keeps walking past where you lay helpless and prone, you can at least blast their eardrums out. You're welcome.
Available in assorted colors at Village Outdoor Shop, NEW location 3456 Robinhood Road, Winston-Salem