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Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Local math

21 degrees, predicted high of 32
+
elementary school-aged children
+
shorts or short skirts with bare legs
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Y'all. Someone needs to conduct wellness checks at those households to see if the parents are laying stone cold dead on the floor, because what else* could it be?

(I'm freezing just looking at these children. For goodness sake, they don't even have leg hair yet!)


* The youngest's theory: we're being infiltrated by Canadians.
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