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Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Local math

21 degrees, predicted high of 32
elementary school-aged children
shorts or short skirts with bare legs
Y'all. Someone needs to conduct wellness checks at those households to see if the parents are laying stone cold dead on the floor, because what else* could it be?

(I'm freezing just looking at these children. For goodness sake, they don't even have leg hair yet!)

* The youngest's theory: we're being infiltrated by Canadians.
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