(Apparently the last local pup in need of a home went, and I quote, "too fast". Accordingly please find below another pup for your consideration.)
Widdles here, I mean. As well as being a just plain handsome dog, I'll bet he's a good listener, and by that I mean "obedient" and "not crazy". Which would make him the complete opposite* of my dogs.
Someone go adopt him, then walk him on leash around the trail at Reynolda and shame me utterly. I'll be the one having my arm yanked out of the socket by the dog desperately trying to jump into the murky waters of Lake Katherine. IN THE DEAD OF WINTER.
* Exhibit A