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Thursday, June 03, 2010

Finally, whew!

The horrible traffic.

The completely out-of-sync signals.

The ugsome big-box architecture.

The plethora of tacky wing restaurants.

And yet something was missing from Hanes Mall Boulevard. Something was keeping Hanes Mall Boulevard from achieving the apex of repulsiveness for which it clearly strove. It was an absence! Something was missing!

Was it blood-thirsty trolls? No!
Was it fire-breathing dragons? No!
Was it something even more loathesome? Yes!

Feast your eyes, Ladies and Gentlemen, because Hanes Mall Boulevard is now complete!

Hanes Mall Boulevard & Westgate Center Drive
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