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Tuesday, February 09, 2010

"Whiners Need Not Apply"

Esbette's been perusing the local Jobs Available listings recently and came across this tantalizing Private Investigator position.

I thought about applying for a minute, based solely on the fact that when I was ten years old, I had a very exciting Magnum, P.I. nightgown with turquoise cuffs which I liked very much.

Then I saw the line in the ad about whiners, and I realized my insistence on having use of a red Ferrari, a la Thomas Magnum, would likely render me completely miscategorized as --- and I'll use the scientific name here if you don't mind ---- a whinypants.

So I decided not to.

The End.

Case Closed Investigations
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