Esbette's been perusing the local Jobs Available listings recently and came across this tantalizing Private Investigator position.
I thought about applying for a minute, based solely on the fact that when I was ten years old, I had a very exciting Magnum, P.I. nightgown with turquoise cuffs which I liked very much.
Then I saw the line in the ad about whiners, and I realized my insistence on having use of a red Ferrari, a la Thomas Magnum, would likely render me completely miscategorized as --- and I'll use the scientific name here if you don't mind ---- a whinypants.
So I decided not to.
Case Closed Investigations