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Sunday, January 03, 2010

On big chills and blowoffs

"Honey."

"Mm."

"Honey, it's cold."

"Mm."

"No, listen. Really cold."

"And?"

"I looked it up. Right now it's 10 degrees colder here than it is in Owls Head, Maine."

"Brr."

"Honey, they're getting between 8-12 inches of snow tonight."

"So what are you saying?"

"I'm saying I know we have tickets, but I don't want to freeze to death for our anniversary. I'm saying take me to the Village Tavern and feed me Eggs Benedict instead. We can even see a movie. The Blind Side! That counts as football, right?"

"Fine with me. The Saints are playing second-stringers anyway. I checked."

"See, this is why I love you."
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