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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Affectionately known as

Mrs. Cornelia Carson Howell affectionately known as "Toots", 81, passed away Saturday, May 2, 2009 at Willowbrook Healthcare Center...

Toots. TOOTS, people!

I need a nickname like that. Something awesome. Something fierce. You would never mess with a woman called Toots- she'd cut you.

Don't give me any guff about other people having to bestow a nickname. Nonsense. I have four decades in which to make it work if I live as long as Toots (significantly less if I continue my amazing feats of klutzdom); I will come up with it on my own, thank you very much.

Suggestions welcome.
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