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Monday, September 22, 2008

Local animal notes

ATTN: Neighbor

Please do not stare at me in horror when you walk by. I am not lobbing a beer bottle for Salsa to fetch. It's a dog toy. In fact, it's about the best dog toy ever in terms of indestructibility. You can get one, too, at Pawsh.

Thank you,
Esbee

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ATTN: Person in Rural Hall who is missing a goat

He's at the shelter. Surely you've noticed his absence by now. He's been with Animal Control for two days already.

Tsk-tsk,
Esbee
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