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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Northwest Barber Shop, Reynolda Road

Both children watch mesmerized from the barber chairs as a stream of horrible stunt accidents plays on the TV above the door.

"And did he die?" the youngest asks periodically.

"No, but the fool very well could have. Let this be a lesson. If it looks like a stupid thing to do, it is a stupid thing to do." I reply after about the third time.

"Know what the difference is between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern one?" Stacy asks, as he buzzes around the oldest's ears.

"What?"

"A Northern fairy tale begins with Once upon a time." He grins. "And a Southern one begins Hey, y'all, watch this."
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