First person to email me the correct and exact location where I was standing when I took the above phono-photo wins a prize, one (1) of these quality items. Specifically he/she wins his/her choice of color (red/green) of...
A bottle opener keychain from Arbor Acres! Yes, nothing says urban hipster like carrying your bottle opening tool around town with you, especially when your bottle opening tool comes from Arbor Acres, Winston-Salem's premier, upscale retirement community! Impress your friends! Your dates! Your grandparents! Pick red! Pick green! Whichever color you pick, your fellow urban hipsters are sure to respond with, "Those Methodists are the bomb diggity, fo' shizzle!"
As always, click on images for larger versions. As always, Esbette is ineligible to play.
Bonus Winston Newb/Restricted Internet at Work/Location Impaired Persons runner-up contest: A poem. I need a poem. A poem about a bottle opener keychain from Arbor Acres. Any form. Any rhyme scheme (including the ever popular "none"). Best poem wins the non-selected color bottle opener keychain from Arbor Acres. Poems must received in my email by noon on Friday. Winner to be selected by a guest judge whose decision will be final, although possibly faulty.