"I'm sorry. Where?"
"CFDU. It's a good school. I think I can learn a lot there in a short amount of time." I use my Take Me Seriously, I am All Business voice.
"Where is it? I've never even heard of it."
"Oh, it's here in Winston-Salem. Local. Easy-peasy."
"Can we back up? I feel like I walked into the middle of a conversation. I'm so confused."
"So anyway, I think this is my new career plan."
"What is your career plan? Going to CFU? What does that even stand for?"
"CFDU. Carpigiani Frozendessertuniversity." I mumble over the last three.
"Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Your new career plan is to go to ice cream school."
"Not just ice cream!" I am all haughty indignation. "They also teach gelato and sorbet."
Carpigiani Frozen Dessert University