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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Dear Parents of Winston-Salem:

It is TWENTY-FOUR DEGREES outside. Your children should not be wearing SHORTS to school and foregoing coats in favor of HOODIES.

They do not look "cool". They look COLD. Not to mention MIND-BLOWINGLY STUPID AND QUITE POSSIBLY DESTINED TO SPEND A SIGNIFICANT LENGTH OF TIME IN AN INSTITUTION FOR THE VERY INSANE.

Foot down, people.
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