You'll have to move quickly to get to the local Bed Bath & Beyond, which is at Thruway. That's where you will find a certain product with a startling name which BB&B is advertising as a good gift.
Sincerely, I am not sure I have ever seen something that says "Merry Christmas, Honey!" (or Happy Hannukah, or whatever your pleasure) less than this.
Oh, yes! One more thing! Today is December 1st! Accordingly, you may begin holiday obsessing with my blessing.