'Bette: ...And so then we're going to the Warthog game tonight.
Esbee: Is it special tonight?
'Bette: I dunno. I don't think so. Check Warthogs.com.
Esbee: Checking... OK, it's Goodwill Night, but I can't find anything anywhere that says what that entails. Goodwill, one word.
'Bette: Goodwill like Goodwill Industries.
Esbee: Maybe you have to park there and walk.
'Bette: Haha. NOT.
Esbee: It's can't be a worse giveaway than that dehydrated meat product night.
'Bette: Bwah! Only eight more months until the expiration date on them!
Esbee: Anyway, enjoy the game. And the Goodwill goodies...