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Friday, May 18, 2007


I went outside this morning to find them. Overnight, I have been bestowed with a bumper crop of backyard muscadines.

Accordingly, I immediately sent off for this.

But really, the muscadine competition only uses a few, and see those little balls? Each of those is an entire CLUSTER. And I have HUNDREDS OF THEM.

I was wondering what to do until I went down the driveway to get the paper. It was folded with the front page of this morning's Living section facing out, which was clearly a message from A Higher Authority.

You see it? Yes, that's right. Muscadine Wine!

Now I just need to think of a snazzy name for my vineyard.
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