For weeks, I found it funny. Everytime I parked in my spot in the driveway, after I turned off the car but before I opened my door, a brown, white and black bird would land on the driver's side door, look at me, then turn and admire himself in the sideview mirror. In the beginning, he would stay for just a second. Then, as he realized I (and any small child passengers) would stay put as long as he needed, he began to get comfy and linger, staying first a few seconds, then a few more, and recently about half a minute.
Sweet, huh? Until today.
And I know he is the guilty bird because I WATCHED HIM DO IT. Appropriately enough, I had A BIRD'S EYE VIEW.
ew, ew, ew.