I speak one or two. Languages other than English, that is. English I also speak, unless I've been fooling myself all these years.
Recently, this website got a largish number of hits from an unfamiliar referrer. So I went to see who was linking to Life in Forsyth and in what context.
And I have to say, it looks like English, but I must not understand English like I think I understand English. Because if I understand English like I think I do, well, I don't even know where to begin.
1. Register for Facebook, and no, you do not have to be a student to do this.
2. Then click here.
Or maybe I do speak English, but I'm just old and out-of-touch. Which is fine. So fine.