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Thursday, January 25, 2007

God Save the Beauty Queen

I think we all knew about the tape remedy for wardrobe malfunctions, but this? This here is a priceless gold local beauty tip.

Before going to bed, Miss North Carolina Elizabeth Horton puts hemorrhoid creme on her thighs, wraps them in plastic wrap and puts on pantyhose.

"It's for cellulite," she said.

(Warning: This treatment should not be performed on thighs also covered in self-tanning creme. Irregular streaking may occur, Horton said.)


Elizabeth's thighs are from High Point, y'all!
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