Recognize the vehicle above as your own? If so, STOP RIDING MY BUMPER.
It's a residential neighborhood. The speed limit is 25, which means if I am going 28, and you are having to brake to avoid colliding with me, YOU ARE TOO CLOSE AND GOING TOO FAST.
I don't care what court date/social disease clinic appointment/rendezvous at the pay-by-the-hour motel you are late for, GET OFF MY TAIL.
I actually had to wait until a stop sign - at which I fully stopped and you merely hinted at stopping - to get enough distance to take an over-the-shoulder, cameraphone pic.
I can't wait until the technology is developed to equip cameraphones with an optional bazooka.