Ace Man: Ma'am? Do you need any help?
Esbee: I'm looking for chicken wire?
Ace Man: At the counter in the back. To the right of the post counter.
(Ace Man walks just ahead of Esbee, then steps behind said counter to man it)
Esbee: Um. I need some about yea tall. (holds hand level with floor)
Ace Man: It comes on 50 foot rolls. 12 inches tall, 18 inches tall, this is 24...
Esbee: May I see the 18 inch roll?
(Esbee fingers chicken wire lovingly.)
Ace Man: Is that what you need for...
Esbee: Yes, this is perfect. It's not actually for chickens.
Ace Man: (laughs) It never is anymore.
Esbee: It's for a Dixie Classic contest!
Ace Man: (looking stunned and ever so slightly alarmed) It is?
Ace Man: Which one?
Esbee: Artificial Wreath Decoration!
(sound of crickets)