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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Get up, stand up

If there's one business in town I reallyreallyreally want to go belly up, it's Wal-Mart. But my second choice would be this one.

I loathe those things. So it was with horror that I read the McDonald's on Robinhood drive-thru menu.

And I said to the kids, "Boys, you don't really want Happy Meals, do you? Not if they come with obscenely large, gas-guzzling ego-feeders on wheels! Do you! I know I've raised you right! You are children with principles! You cannot be bought! What do you say?"

They came with Hummers the exact color of baby poo.

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