Tomorrow is the last day of school. Today was scheduled to be, only they have to make up a snow day. Which is odd, because I only remember one snow day which they already made up on President's Day. But whatever.
Have I mentioned my suspicion that our school board smokes crack before they make out the calendar? Here's next year's calendar. Note the start day on Friday! Note the Fall Break that ends 10 days before Thanksgiving Break!
Just as Whitney Houston* said, Crack is Whack! And so is that calendar, yo.
*Whitney's complete statement, which is pure poetry: First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. Okay? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack.