My big plan for tomorrow is to go in search of the new Mayan Chocolate Haagen Dazs while the oldest is at a pool party and the youngest is home with a sitter. Because it's not just an ice cream.
We went back to explore the history. To pinpoint the genesis. And to discover the true flavor. We went back and unearthed the ancient origins of chocolate just so we could bring it to you.
They pinpointed the genesis! THE GENESIS! There are Mayan pyramids and (presumably) Mayan bird sounds on the website! And nifty mentions of religious ceremonies, thousand year old secrets, and nobility! HELLO! I am all about those things!
I think I would be a crappy parent indeed if I kept this educational opportunity from my family.