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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Let the record show

1. If someone ever looked at me and their eyes happened to look like this, I'd be tempted to shoot them in the face with a bazooka. If I had one handy, that is.

2. I am a very courteous, considerate driver, and have only ever given the finger to one elderly man.

3. Iceberg lettuce should be outlawed.

That is all.
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